Roasted 1 year ago based on Guillermo SB's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Guillermo SB—your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s fever dream strategically crafted at a gallery opening with too much kombucha. “Art Pop” and “Neo-Synthpop”? I get it; you’re trying to impress your imaginary friends with your taste in music no one else has ever heard of. Your favorite genre list is so long, it looks like an origin story for a cartoon supervillain. Get ready, kids! It’s DJ Underdog here to save the world with an overkill of synths and irony! And I can’t help but notice your top artists. Björk, Charli xcx, and Fever Ray—congratulations! You’ve officially turned your listening habits into a manifesto for the types of people who think mainstream is a dirty word but secretly blast “Single Ladies” on repeat when no one’s watching. If your playlist were a movie, it would definitely be an avant-garde film where the plot is just a long shot of existential dread accompanied by someone pouring kombucha into a cactus. It’s almost impressive how you manage to curate musical choices that yell “I read poetry while eating organic granola.” Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? "Europaträume" was a brave choice—unless by "brave" you mean “let’s see how far we can drive our friends to insanity with sounds that resemble a malfunctioning kettle.” Your taste swings like a pendulum of pretension! I half-expected to see more titles like “Dancing Among the Global Warming Ruins” or “Rainy Day in a Vegan Cafe” on your list. Surely there’s enough space on your playlists for something that doesn’t make the average person want to slap their forehead in confusion? Instead, we get a collection that’s like a bad Tinder date: puzzling, disjointed, and ultimately ends with you catapulting into the abyss of cringe. Keep it up, and we’ll have to get your Spotify profile classified as performance art!

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