Roasted 2 months ago based on xo?'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "xo?" – the musical equivalent of an undecided voter who can’t pick a side because they’re too busy jumping between genres like a kid on a sugar high. You’re like a playlist curated by someone who just can’t commit, dabbling in K-Pop, Dark R&B, and Classical Crossover like you’re shopping for an outfit at a thrift store. Seriously, what's next? A collaboration between ENHYPEN and Beethoven? Your taste in music is so indecisive, even Spotify's algorithm threw its hands up in despair. Your top artists read like someone who Googled "Most Popular Artists of 2023" and hit ‘copy-paste’ on their Spotify profile. Just when I thought you’d landed on a solid artist, BAM! Another ENHYPEN track appears. It’s almost impressive how you manage to listen to the same band over and over again while claiming to enjoy “diverse” genres. At this point, they should be charging you rent for the space they occupy in your playlists. Speaking of which, your most played songs list looks like an ENHYPEN fan club meeting – has anyone checked if you’re okay, or have you just resigned yourself to a life of repeating chorus lines? And let’s not even get started on your love for Christmas music tucked away in the list—because clearly, nothing screams "I’m complex" like jamming to "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in July. The world is over here trying to push boundaries, and you’re busy sipping hot cocoa while listening to “Vocal Jazz.” Your music taste is as confused as a cat in a dog park. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped must be a wild ride, right? Just remember: variety is the spice of life, but in your case, it’s more like a bland soup with half-hearted seasoning. Keep on grooving, but maybe let the rest of us choose the darn soundtrack next time!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!