Roasted 1 year ago based on shelorhm's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Shelorhm, the living embodiment of a Spotify playlist that couldn’t choose a direction if it were given a GPS. With a favorite genre list that reads like a cultural scavenger hunt gone wrong, you’re the only person I know who identifies strongly with both Indonesian Indie and Dream Pop. Are you secretly trying to create the soundtrack for an anime about existential dread? Because that’s the only excuse for a playlist that swings harder than a pendulum caught in a caffeine-induced panic attack. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You could probably create a supergroup called “Lana’s Weeknd” comprised of your top-tier angst merchants. With The Weeknd and Lana Del Rey on repeat, are you preparing for an emotional breakdown, or just casually drowning yourself in an ocean of melodrama? I mean, we get it—your heart is made of fragile tissue paper and unfulfilled dreams, but maybe listen to something that doesn’t make you want to cry into your pillow every night? Your most played songs read like the ultimate guide to what your therapist plays during group sessions. “Dandelions” followed by “Summertime Sadness”? That's a vibe for sure—one that screams “I have vivid dreams of living in a sad girl montage while drinking kombucha on a rainy Tuesday.” So here's a tip for your next playlist: consider diversifying and throwing in some tracks that can be enjoyed without a side of emotional breakdown. Just a thought!

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