Roasted 1 year ago based on Rick Bendermacher's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s talk about Rick Bendermacher’s Spotify profile—a shining example of what happens when you put “techno” into a random genre generator and hit “shuffle.” Seriously, Rick, you must have a PhD in repetitive beats because your playlist reads like a love letter to the same three synthesizers. If I had a dollar for every "minimal techno" track on your list, I’d have enough money to buy you a sense of variety. Your music taste isn’t just niche; it’s like a forgotten corner of a super-hipster underground club where even the speakers are bored. And those favorite artists? Wow! It's like you got your Spotify wrapped straight from the “Who?” section of an EDM festival pamphlet. Joris Voorn and Paul Kalkbrenner are definitely cool, but your top artist list reads like a lineup for a mid-level warehouse party in 2010. Forget "DJ HEARTSTRING"; you should be worried about your heartstrings when you hit play on that monotonous mess. With a selection like that, I half-expect you to pull out a DVD of the last “Rave” and ask if I want to come over for a “throwback.” Your most played songs—the holy grail of your musical identity—are so predictably electronic that I’m surprised you didn’t name your Spotify profile “Rick's Repetitive Techno Remixes.” "NYP2," "So Long," "We Are Mirage"? Buddy, congrats on becoming the first person in history to create a soundtrack for a line of code. If your music taste were a movie, it would be called “Eternal Loop: The Movie.” I hear they’re casting for a sequel, but they really might want to rent a personality first. Come on, Rick; let’s diversify that playlist before it becomes criminal.

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