Roasted 1 month ago based on teddy's long term Spotify stats.

Teddy, we get it; you have the musical taste of a 19-year-old TikTok influencer trying to prove they’re ‘deep’ by appreciating folk pop while doing the renegade dance. Your eclectic blend of genres screams “I can't commit to a personality, so I'll just listen to everything that sounds vaguely moody or catchy.” It’s as if you threw your music preferences into a blender and hoped for a smoothie—but all you got was a soupy mess of confusion that even your Spotify algorithm can’t process. Nothing says “individuality” quite like a love for six variations of rap and a sprinkle of folk pop. Your top artists read like a laundry list of rap clichés: Drake for the sad vibes, Future for the “I hate my ex” anthems, and of course, PARTYNEXTDOOR—because nothing beats a party when you’re the wallflower in the corner, right? Ken Carson and Playboi Carti? Bravo! Really breaking new ground there. It’s like you’re on a quest to collect all the standard SoundCloud rapper badges. The only evolution happening in your music taste is less of a metamorphosis and more of a stagnant cycle of recycled beats and mumbling. And let’s not forget your most played songs—“Throw Away” by Future? Truly, single-handedly demonstrating your own music choices. Songs like “SLUT ME OUT 2” could easily double for your dating strategy, while those titles look like the kind of text messages you'd send after three too many tequila shots. Honestly, you’re one bad breakup away from declaring your own personal drill genre as “Sad Teddy Music.” Buckle up, buddy, because with that taste, you might just become the living punchline to your Spotify playlist.

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