Roasted 2 years ago based on Iffy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Iffy, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that you haven’t quite reached yet. With a lineup of Afrobeats, UK Drill, and enough Nigerian Pop to make an entire diaspora bop, it seems like you’re trying to earn a PhD in “Oh! You’ve Never Heard of Them?” Those artists you stan? We love that your music choices are as diverse as your personality... which is to say, it's all over the place, my friend! Between "Azontobeats" and "Melodic Drill," it's like you're a walking Spotify algorithm. The only thing you’re missing is a category for “Dancing Like No One’s Watching While Everyone Is Watching.” Looking at your most played songs, I can’t help but feel like you’re the friend who gets stuck on repeat – except it’s not nostalgia, it’s just a desperate attempt to reclaim your "cool" factor. “Worst Day” by Future? That might as well be your anthem for every time you open your bank account. And “Imagine” by Anendlessocean? I guess it’s fitting since your taste in music seems to exist in a parallel universe where everyone else is either confused or concerned. Come on, Iffy, for every banger on your list, there’s a song that screams, “Help! I need to pick a lane!” Your top artists read like an Instagram influencer's trying too hard to be “authentic” by mixing cultures they don’t understand. Do you own more hoodie and tracksuit combinations than actual friends? Because that’s the vibe here. Get it together, Iffy! We could’ve been jamming to classics, but you decided to take us on a world tour that’s paid entirely in digital clout. Maybe next time, consider curating a playlist that represents real emotions instead of just the ones you think will impress people. Spoiler: they don’t.

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