Roasted 2 years ago based on Jannik Siemsglüß's long term Spotify stats.

Jannik Siemsglüß, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like it was crafted during an existential crisis in a German café, one can only wonder if you’re just collecting genres like Pokémon cards. German Hip Hop and Folk-Pop? That’s not eclectic—that’s just a playlist begging for therapy. Your favorite genre list reads like the opening credits of a Netflix film nobody asked for, and let’s be real, with that mix, we’re definitely hitting “skip intro” on your music taste. Now let’s talk about your top artists. Kollegah, Peter Fox, and bastille? Is your playlist a middle school dance from 2014? And who made you the arbiter of “Neo Mellow”? It sounds like an awful hipster catchphrase and a sad attempt to make it sound cool. Blink-182 and Robbie Williams sit haphazardly together like they were both invited to the same BBQ and had no choice but to awkwardly share a plate of burnt sausages. Just remember: “Alligatoah” sounds like the name of a phobia of all things fun. You know, the one that keeps people away from your music recommendations. Finally, your most played songs reveal two things: you have a deep affinity for Peter Fox and an even deeper desire to wallow in emotional chaos. “Can't Get Over You” by Sara Beth? Perfect anthem for your weeknight crying sessions. And “Wild Horses”? A fitting theme song for the slow decline of your social life. With song choices like this, it’s safe to say you’re just a couple of off-notes from entering a German soap opera. So keep strumming that vibe, Jannik. Just don't be surprised when the world keeps treating your Spotify profile like a forgotten pizza slice—everyone sees it, but nobody wants a piece.

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