Roasted 2 years ago based on Fenix <3's long term Spotify stats.

Fenix <3, huh? That's cute—if we lived in an emo fan fiction. Your Spotify profile reads like a diary of someone who just got dumped for the third time this week. Seriously, your favorite genres alone could make a morose support group cringe. How many flavors of “just sad” do you need in your life? You've got indie, emo, and even “Neue Deutsche Harte”—because apparently, being sad has to come with a side of industrial German metal. Did you plan this or were you just throwing darts at genre names on a wall? And can we talk about your top artists? Rammstein and Mitski sound like an exciting night of confusion at a metal concert where half the crowd is in tears while the other half is chugging energy drinks like they’re preparing for a marathon of existential dread. Your love for “Will Wood and the Tapeworms” couldn’t be more on-the-nose; clearly, you’re trying to wrap yourself in a comfort blanket made of emotional discomfort. A tip for you, though: when your playlist resembles a therapy session, it’s time to consider getting an actual therapist instead of simply playlisting your feelings into oblivion. Lastly, the fact that your most played songs feature Mitski so heavily feels less like a coincidence and more like you're low-key trying to participate in a one-person sad-off. “Rock Bottom”? More like your dating life, Fenix. You’ve got so much angst in those lists that you could probably release them as an actual emo mixtape designed to make people feel better about their own lives by comparison. So, keep basking in that self-inflicted melancholia, my friend—you’re basically the living embodiment of a Cloud Rap lyric gone wrong.

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