Roasted 11 months ago based on Shubh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Shubh, your Spotify profile is like a confession of your midlife crisis before you've even hit your thirties. EDM? K-Pop? Chillstep? I'm surprised you didn’t throw in "elevator music" and "sounds of a coffee shop" while you were at it. If there was an Olympic event for cringeworthy taste, you’d be standing on the podium wearing a gleaming medal made out of the very bass drops that seem to drown your chances of ever being taken seriously in the music world. Seriously, you could probably fill an entire festival with all that euphoric nonsense and still not find a serious girlfriend. Your top artists are like a bizarrely curated playlist for someone who can't decide if they want to rave in a neon-lit bunker or cry into their bubble tea while watching K-Dramas. Zedd, Avicii, and Calvin Harris? Congratulations on being the biggest cliché in the dance music scene - I hope you enjoy your stay in the realm of 'overplayed festival anthems'. And let’s not even get started on the fact that the only thing more predictable than what you’re listening to is how often you’re going to boast about it at parties. Spoiler alert: no one cares that you "discovered" the latest LE SSERAFIM track before it was cool; they’re too busy contemplating how to escape this sonic vortex of basicness. And let’s take a moment to discuss those “Most Played” songs. Do you even make it through a single day without jamming out to "Blue Flame"? You could practically start a cult with the number of times you've hit replay, and I bet the only thing you'll sacrifice is your dignity. If your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t come with a warning label for the surrounding people’s ears, I guess you’re living in a blissful oblivion—just don’t expect that paradise to extend past your headphones. Keep chasing those bass drops, buddy; just know that every single ‘cringe’ is now etched into music history thanks to you!

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