Roasted 1 year ago based on Иззи's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Иззи, the enigmatic curator of sounds that scream, "I promise I'm happy!" Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a movie that nobody wants to watch—a dark and brooding film where no one ever finds love, but somehow everyone does end up with a mysterious dose of existential dread. With genres like "Cold Wave," "Darkwave," and "Witch House," I half-expect your life story to be an endless cycle of moody selfies and cryptic captions that leave everyone wondering if you're quoting poetry or just your favorite lyrics from obscure artists. Your top artists read like a bizarre mixtape made by someone who spends their days trying to resurrect the gothic scene of the '80s, but ends up buying all their clothes from a thrift store clearance rack instead. Rammstein and Lana Del Rey together? It's like you’re trying to build a playlist for a romantic date night that ends in a fight over who can scream louder in German. Honestly, I can't tell if you're preparing for an avant-garde art show or hosting a permanent funeral for your social life. And can we talk about your most played songs? It seems like you’ve mastered the art of finding tracks that no one else would dare play at an actual party. "Западник-славянофил” and “Товарищ Сталин"? Congratulations, you've officially become the DJ that drives everyone out of the room and directly into the sunlight, clutching their souls like they're your last remaining albums. Your music taste is so niche that I had to double-check that I wasn’t accidentally browsing a 10-hour compilation of haunted house party soundtracks. Here’s a suggestion: maybe throw in a few tunes that don’t sound like they were recorded in a basement during a power outage, unless, of course, that’s your aesthetic!

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