Roasted 1 year ago based on Dino's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Dino, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a hyperactive raccoon with a keyboard and a confusion over the concept of "genre." Seriously, I’ve seen grocery lists with more coherence than your favorite genres. "Hyperpop"? Really? You’re one algorithm away from sending me straight into a sound-induced seizure. The only thing more chaotic than your musical choices is a toddler with a paint bucket and a strong sense of self-expression. Your top artists read like the guest list for a party that somehow ended up in some kind of parallel universe where sound quality doesn’t exist. Joost and Odetari? What do you see in their music, Dino? A soundtrack for your fifth attempt at giving yourself a personality? And Tyler, The Creator must be crying—either that or just relieved he has fans who can understand words of more than two syllables. I swear if you keep listening to 6arelyhuman, we’re going to have to check if you’ve lost all sense of humanity. Let's not even talk about your most played songs—"Boom Boom Boom Boom" might as well be your life's anthem, but instead of making you party, it just screams 'please, dear God, stop me now!' You may just be the only person who brings 'art' to Art Pop by breaking it with a shriek of sheer confusion. But honestly, keep that playlist spinning, Dino—in a musical wasteland like yours, you're bound to accidentally stumble across a masterpiece, or at the very least, an accidental comedy that keeps the rest of us entertained.

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