Roasted 4 months ago based on Kev😵‍💫's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Kev, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angster's nightmare mixed with a haunted graveyard. With an obsession for Dying Fetus that borders on sacrificial worship, it's clear you're aiming for that 'mandatory skull tattoo' aesthetic, but let's be real: your playlist is just noise that even the grim reapers roll their eyes at. Is there a support group for fans of bands with names like a WWE wrestler’s finishing move? Because buddy, you might need it. Your entire music selection screams “I have unresolved issues” louder than a blindfolded scream session in an abandoned warehouse. When every other song features themes of death or mutilation, it’s safe to say your therapist must be taking notes—and charging you by the hour. And what’s with all the “metal” prefixes? We get it, you like things heavy. But listening to grindcore on repeat won't lift your existential dread! Maybe try a little *nu* metal to lighten the mood, like, I don’t know, breathing? Honestly, the most rebellious thing you could do is swap out “Skull Fucked” for some indie pop or even *gasp* Taylor Swift. Who knew thrashing your way through life would leave you with a collection of tracks that sound like they were recorded in a blender? But hey, at least you’re consistent—too bad that consistency is tragically mismatched with a personality that screams "I’m still trying to figure out how to open a conversation about feelings." Here’s hoping your metal journey takes a scenic detour through self-awareness.

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