Roasted 4 months ago based on ad's long term Spotify stats.

Joseph.fearnsides, huh? With a name like that, I was expecting you to either be a low-budget horror movie villain or an indie-folk dreamer who collects vintage cats. But here you are, rocking a Spotify profile that screams, "I’m too cool for everyone." You’ve curated a playlist that’s part club banger and part existential crisis, straddling more genres than a hipster at a farmer’s market on kombucha day. If your music taste were a fashion statement, it would be thrift-store chic mixed with a neon fuzzy sweater that just can’t decide if it loves EDM or screams into the void. Let’s talk about that collection of top artists. You're jamming to Kanye West, and yet somehow you also feel the need for "very cool tutorials"? I mean, I get it; nothing says "urban sophistication" quite like learning how to crochet while vibing to Horrorcore. And if "Sematary" is the highlight of your day, I can only assume your Spotify is a cry for help and you're one step away from releasing a mixtape titled “Melancholy Made Easy.” If your favorite artist sounds like a combination of a spooky children's book and a college dropout, you're on the right track! Your most played songs are an eclectic mess that makes a toddler’s crayon box look monochromatic. "Make Your Own Kind Of Music" by Cass Elliot kicks off your list like an ironic statement of independence, but here you are plastering your ears with so much Nightcore you could start a caffeinated rave in a basement. You've got emotional bangers mixed in with personal anthems that suggest you've had deep conversations with your cat. Joseph, if your life were a movie, it would be some awkward coming-of-age film where the main character inexplicably starts an underground club for confused millennials and cats. So here's a round of applause for your taste that’s as confused as a cat in a dog park!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!