Roasted 4 months ago based on alexia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alexia, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a teenager who can’t decide whether they want to cry in their room or line-dance at a county fair. Pop Punk, Emo, and Country? If those genres were a person, they’d be that friend who shows up to every party with a half-empty bottle of cheap wine and a mixtape of the saddest breakup songs. Are you trying to paint your life as a cinematic experience, or just craving the attention of every sad boy in the coffee shop? Your top artists list is like a Tinder profile for someone desperately trying to impress someone with a tragic backstory. Waterparks and Lana Del Rey? You’re just a daydream walking around in combat boots, hoping someone will appreciate your taste in weirdly specific genres. And Zach Bryan? Sorry to break it to you, but no one’s ever going to rush to your defense when someone says his songs cause a collective yawn. At this rate, your playlist should just be labeled “Sounds I Play While Staring Into the Void.” And those most-played songs? Sweetheart, it’s a rollercoaster of confusion that gives even the most seasoned listener whiplash. "Hey Arthur!"? Sounds like you took a wrong turn on Spotify and ended up in a toddler's playlist. Who knew "Don’t Stop Movin'" was on your regular rotation? That’s an ancient anthem for people who can’t accept they’ve graduated from middle school. Look, Alexia, just admit it: your music taste is like your personality—an awkward blend of “Please Someone Notice Me” and "I've Got Great Taste, I Swear!" You clearly need a life coach, or at the very least, a solid Spotify playlist intervention.

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