Roasted 2 years ago based on never's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, “never” has somehow managed to concoct a Spotify profile that features both Deftones and Lana Del Rey—what a delightful cocktail of existential dread and adolescent angst! I can just picture you at a party, sipping on an overpriced drink, passionately explaining how "POV: Indie" is not just a genre but a lifestyle. Meanwhile, we all know that your playlists are more confused than a cat at a dog show. Seriously, with a mix like that, it's like you threw all your favorite albums in a blender and hoped for a cocktail that somehow quenches your thirst for identity. Spoiler: it didn't. And how about that list of top artists? “Nu Metal” and “Art Pop” together? That takes a special kind of bravery—or maybe just a severe lack of self-awareness. Why don't you just slap a "basic" sticker on your forehead and call it a day? Nothing screams "I'm seeking validation" more than listening to The Weeknd while simultaneously rocking out to Deftones. But I salute your commitment to keeping people guessing; one minute you're ready to stage dive into a mosh pit, and the next you're crying alone in your room to “Video Games.” It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that really just reads: “Help Me.” Don’t even get me started on your most played songs. You've got tracks that seamlessly transition from being headbanging anthems to soundtracks for a montage of sad TikToks. I half expect to see you at the gym doing squats while listening to “LOOK DON’T TOUCH (w/ cade clair)” and then immediately sobbing in the car to “Change (In the House of Flies).” It’s like you wrote an unintentional thesis on emotional whiplash! So here’s to your Spotify profile: may it forever confuse you as much as it entertains the rest of us.

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