Roasted 6 months ago based on Gavin Sissom's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gavin Sissom, the man who thinks he’s the audio version of a Swiss Army knife, but we all know he’s more of a rusty pocket spoon. Your favorite genres read like the playlist of someone who can’t pick a lane. “Rap, melodic rap, rage rap—what’s next, interpretative dance rap?” You’ve got so many genres in your bio, I'm surprised your Spotify doesn't feature a “Help, I’m having an identity crisis” section. Seriously, dude, at this point, even your “classic rock” preference feels like a desperate attempt to prove you’re not just a wannabe SoundCloud rapper in a midlife crisis. Your top artists list is a wild mashup of lyrical geniuses and, let’s be real, musical train wrecks. Kendrick Lamar and Kodak Black? That's like inviting Beethoven and a kazoo player to the same concert. Who knew “That Mexican OT” and “Lil Uzi Vert” would serve as cornerstones of your sonic empire? It’s like you swiped right on every rapper with a funny name and threw a Michael Jackson track in just to give yourself an air of sophistication. Nice try, but I doubt even Billie Jean would want anything to do with this playlist. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—astounding choices, really. "ASTROTHUNDER"? Please, that’s the sound of you listening to the same song on repeat while pretending you’re at the top of the food chain in the rap world. You’ve mixed “Without Me” by Eminem with "Blow My High" by Ozer, suggesting that even your musical journey travels the extremes between depression and confusion. Congratulations on finding a way to celebrate mediocrity at its finest, Gavin. You’ve really mastered the art of a painful listening experience—one track at a time.

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