Roasted 3 months ago based on PATRICK VUDU E PRA JACU's long term Spotify stats.

Patrick Vudu e Pra Jacu, the only man I know whose Spotify history reads like a teenager's diary of angst and power ballads. I mean, with a line-up featuring Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, and Maroon 5, it's clear you’re just one pair of socks away from starting a "Sad Boys Club." Honestly, it’s like you Googled “Most Generic Mid-2000s Bands” and just hit ‘Play.’ It’s all very heartbreaking; you clearly lost your way in the emo jungle and just decided that whining over melody is the way to enrich your emotional palette. Your taste in genres reads like a paint-by-numbers art project gone wrong. “Anime” and “Slap House”? I can't tell if you're hosting a rave or just trying to summon a cartoon demon. And let’s not even dive into your love affair with "Nü Metal” - a genre that’s basically just a dumpster fire of angst with a side of corn. The world really needs your soundtracks, though. I can just see you strutting through life with the soundtrack of a bad video game in your head, wondering why the NPCs keep ignoring you. And what’s up with that top track list? Sure, you’ve got “Radioactive” and “Demons” by Imagine Dragons, but combined, that’s like the best advertisement for getting your ears checked. You’re basically a one-man band of sonic indecision. You can’t tell if you’re trying to revive the early 2000s or convince us that your life is an anime series. Spoiler alert: it’s neither. Do us all a favor and hit shuffle on your life.

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