Roasted 5 months ago based on brexens's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s brexens, the living embodiment of a Hot Topic clearance rack! Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s attempt at finding an identity in 2005. With a favorite genre list that sounds like the soundtrack to an emotional breakdown in an abandoned mall, it’s clear you’re still navigating your “I’m-deep” phase. I’m surprised you haven’t listed “Crying in your room” as a genre, because honestly, it fits your vibe perfectly. Your top artists could easily form a support group for kids who peaked in high school. My Chemical Romance called—they want their sad boy aesthetic back. With entries like “Snow White’s Poison Bite,” I can’t help but feel like you’re one “Woe is me” song away from launching a career as a spoken word poet about your totally non-existent love life. And what's with “Finnish Rock” and “Finnish Pop”? Are you trying to single-handedly raise the awareness of a genre that literally no one asked for? Are you just so desperate for uniqueness that you had to sneak in music that sounds like a bad translation from a Finnish IKEA catalog? When I read your most played songs, I can practically hear your inner angst screaming, “Life is so hard!” Honestly, the only thing harder than your taste in music is the restricted playlist you’d create for party playlists at a hipster coffee shop. “Positive Reinforcement,” huh? That’s cute; maybe your next song should be “How to Get a Job After College," because lord knows you spent enough time wallowing in your self-imposed musical misery. Do us all a favor and consider a new vibe—it’s 2023; even your Spotify account deserves to grow up a little!

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