Roasted 4 months ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let's address the elephant in the room: your Spotify profile looks like the result of a confused German DJ having a midlife crisis while lost in an indie pop rabbit hole. Seriously, when your favorite genres sound like a failed attempt at converting German techno enthusiasts into hipsters, it’s clear that you've taken the phrase "variety is the spice of life" a bit too literally. You might want to add “confused identity crisis” to your list—right after "Neue Deutsche Welle," of course. We get it—you love your obscure artists like Ikkimel and TJ_beastboy, but how many mysterious tracks can one person listen to before realizing they’re just playing hide and seek with their own taste? I mean, at this point, it feels like your music choices are an elaborate inside joke that nobody’s laughing at. Your “Top Artists” list reads like an underground music festival lineup where half the acts are still waiting for their first gig to be booked. Have you tried listening to someone who’s charted more than six plays on their Spotify? Just a thought! And let’s not even get started on those most-played songs of yours. With titles like "SWEET BABY JESUS" and "TITTENTRAINING," it’s like you’ve crafted a soundtrack for a bizarre cult that’s yet to take off. You’re not curating a playlist; you’re assembling a musical puzzle that leaves everyone wondering, “What in the world is this?” If I were Spotify, I’d honestly question whether to categorize you under 'music enthusiast' or 'experimental art piece.' But hey, at least you’ll always have your 'Hyperpop'—a genre as confusing and unpredictable as your listening habits. Keep it weird, my friend!

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