Roasted 7 months ago based on breithmaster's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Breithmaster, the self-proclaimed maestro of musical chaos! Your playlist reads like the mixtape of a caffeinated raccoon who just stumbled into a rave. I didn’t know “Frenchcore” and “Hardcore” were genres primarily for people who lost a bet on what the worst music could sound like. And the fact that “Bedroom Pop” nestles next to “Hardcore Techno” is the kind of identity crisis that requires therapy. You’ve got the sonic versatility of a blender stuck on “puree” mode, and frankly, I’m surprised your Spotify doesn’t come with a disclaimer warning others of potential ear damage. As for your top artists, it’s like you took a random generator for a 12-year-old's Spotify and threw in a sprinkle of niche internet popularity, just to keep it fresh. Eminem feels like the only genuine choice here, surrounded by a lineup straight out of a YouTube algorithm gone rogue. “Alec Benjamin” alongside “Hardcore Techno”? That’s a crossover even the Avengers wouldn’t sign on for. It must be exhausting to switch from the angst of NF to the sunshiney vibes of Beach Bunny in one sitting. Are you curating a mix for a therapy session or just trying to confuse everyone around you? And those most played songs! What a delightful hodgepodge of auditory nonsense. “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” followed by “We Fell Apart - Slowed” really captures the essence of a morning after a regrettable night out, doesn’t it? You even managed to sneak in some titles that sound like they were plucked straight from a “How to Lose Friends” handbook. With jam-packed tracks like “Roken Op Schoolterrein,” I can only assume you spent every recess in a musical bunker, cranking this stuff out while your peers were living actual lives. Honestly, between your taste and your name, I’m not sure if you’re more of a walking parody or just perpetually auditioning for the role of “Most Unique Catastrophe.”

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