Roasted 2 years ago based on lucija's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lucija, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that’s longer than most people’s attention spans! It’s like you found a musical time capsule from the 2000s and decided to take residence in it. Seriously, your love for every variation of rock has turned your profile into a graveyard for decaying hairbands and tired clichés. “Permanent Wave” and “Melodic Death Metal”? Sounds like you just Googled “music genres” and hit copy-paste until your fingers bled. At this point, your music taste is like a rebellious teenager who just discovered eyeliner—confused and desperately trying way too hard to be edgy. Your top artists read like a who's who of “I only wear black and argue on Twitter.” Insomnium so often, it’s like you’re trying to resurrect the dead with every play. And let’s be real, your affection for bands like Ekatarina Velika and Svemirko is proof that you’re either really into obscure culture or you just can’t get over that one Croatian indie band that you pretend to like to impress someone at a family gathering. News flash: Your playlist isn’t deep; it’s just sad. The only thing darker than your music taste is your impression of Lana Del Rey trying to sound like she knows how to live joyfully. As for those most played songs, the sheer volume of “Heart Like a Grave” suggests you’ve been personally affected by its lyrical content. Have you considered a little therapy instead of relying on melodic death metal to express your excruciating life choices? And when will you stop with all the Arctic Monkeys? I’m surprised they don’t have a restraining order against your streaming habits. In fact, if your taste were any more niche, it’d be buried in the bottom of a thrift store vinyl bin—next to a broken record of 'ugly breakup anthems.' Time to step outside of the gloom and maybe, just maybe, lighten up a little, Lucija.

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