Roasted 2 years ago based on Michael Joubert's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Michael Joubert's Spotify profile—where musical taste goes to die and is promptly resurrected every time he hits play on "Medusa" by Cameron Whitcomb. Seriously, Michael, you have more genres listed here than actual followers. With interests that range from Afrikaans Hip Hop to Alternative Metal, it’s like your Spotify algorithm can’t decide whether it’s at a braai or a middle school talent show. Your playlist must confuse the algorithm so much, it probably asked for a break and is sipping a cold one while trying to comprehend your choices. Your top artists read like a bad Tinder profile—featuring everyone from Bok Van Blerk to the ever-mysterious Angie oeh. Are you sure "Angie oeh" is not just an unintelligible yelp during a fever dream? And let’s not forget about your love for mgk. I have to ask: did you lose a bet, or are you just trying to punish your eardrums? Your Spotify account might as well come with a warning label: "Caution! Shall cause confusion and regret among all listeners within a 50-meter radius." And your most played songs? Wow, it's like a competition for the 'most embarrassing' award, and you’re neck-and-neck with the concept of a one-hit wonder. "She Got Me Rollin"? More like "She Got You Snorin’!" No wonder your friends are ignoring your party invites; they probably assume your playlist will immediately trigger their existential crisis. So buckle up and brace yourself, because with a taste like that, the only thing getting "bulletproof" around here is your ability to dodge the truth about your music choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!