Roasted 10 months ago based on Corn Maize's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Corn Maize, with a profile that screams “I’m one awkward concert away from a full-blown identity crisis.” Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an artsy college student’s existential meltdown. I mean, who needs coherent taste when you can dive headfirst into the eclectic sounds of adult standards and neo-psychedelia while secretly wishing you were a character in a slice-of-life anime? Are you trying to impress your imaginary hipster friends, or did you just lose a bet with your grandma on which genres evoke the most confusion? And let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? It’s a perplexing blend of game soundtracks and internet weirdness that makes me wonder if you’re trying to curate the ultimate playlist for a funeral at a gaming convention. You’ve got “League of Legends” rubbing elbows with “Steven Universe” – like, buddy, I know your musical taste is diverse, but there’s a limit. What’s next? A symphonic tribute to your sock collection? Your Spotify is basically a musical limbo where anything goes as long as it invokes some level of bewilderment. Now, onto your most played songs – I can only assume you were going for a “greatest hits of emotional confusion” medley featuring “Lacrimosa,” followed closely by “Pumpin' Hot Stuff.” Someone get this man a therapy session because it sounds like you’re in a constant state of “I don’t know whether to weep or dance.” If your musical choices were a person, they’d be that friend who keeps showing up to parties with a ukulele and no clear sense of personal boundaries. Honestly, Corn Maize, your taste in music is so all over the place, it makes a toddler's first collage look like an expert's masterwork.

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