Roasted 28 days ago based on jeevas.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh jeevas, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis at a retro diner where the Wi-Fi password is still “RockNRoll.” Seriously, your love for classic and glam rock should come with a warning label stating: "This profile is powered by leather jackets and more ego than sense." Nothing screams “I'm stuck in 1975” like having 50 different types of rock as your primary genres. Are you creating a musical maze where nobody can ever find their way out? Congrats, I think you've just stumbled into a dad rock playlist and made it your entire personality. Your top artists list is like a graveyard for wannabe rockstars, filled with legends and more “one hit wonders” than I’m comfortable admitting. You’ve got Bowie, Queen, and then somehow Alice Cooper sneaks in like an unwanted uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, bringing the awkward stories to the table. And let's not ignore that sudden jump into "Aurelio Voltaire" – did you think that an obscure goth artist was going to bring some credibility to your profile? I bet he’s questioning his life's decisions just seeing your name pop up in his streams. Most played songs that include “Ziggy Stardust,” yet you still look like you’ve never even seen an actual star in the sky, let alone attended a concert. Those remastered tracks are just sad reminders that some things need to stay buried in time, including your taste in "art rock" and "post-punk." Newsflash, jeepas: playing “the WORLD” by NIGHTMARE doesn’t make you enigmatic; it just makes you sound like you've taken a wrong turn and ended up in a very niche anime convention. If rock is your life, perhaps it’s time to give it a little more volume and less… whatever this is.

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