Roasted 2 years ago based on andrea's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Andrea, your Spotify profile reads like a confused 13-year-old's diary entry. You’ve got “Rap,” “Hip Hop,” and “Underground Hip Hop” all jammed in there like they’re going to fight for the last piece of pizza at a party. I'll give you credit; only someone with such questionable musical taste could turn scrolling through genres into an extreme sport. “Cloud Rap”? Are you sure that isn't just your enthusiasm for napping while listening to vibes? Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a sad boy convention. Mac Miller and $uicideboy$? That's profound, my friend. It’s like you want the world to know you have a symphony of existential crises playing in your earbuds. And Tyler, The Creator? Sure, but I’m pretty certain he wanted to create something a little more original than your mix of angst and hipster sadness. Frank Ocean is great and all, but if your love for him spills into your dating life, I fear your romantic pursuits will be as wet as his albums. Let’s take a moment to discuss your “Most Played Songs.” Seriously, “Shut up My Moms Calling”? With a top ten that flimsy, I wouldn’t be surprised if one day you accidentally played those cries for help on loop at your own funeral. You’ve got Deftones three times like you’re trying to convince us you’re deep, but really, you just enjoy listening to songs that sound like they were recorded in a garage during a thunderstorm. Remember, Andrea: music is an escape, not a reminder of how lonely your bedroom must be!
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