Roasted 3 months ago based on Wawan's long term Spotify stats.

Wawan, your Spotify profile reads like a sad attempt to curate a playlist for an existential crisis—a real masterclass in mood swings. One minute you're vibing with the emotional depth of "Midwest Emo," and the next, you're popping bubblegum with "Malaysian Pop." Honestly, if your listening habits were a flavor of ice cream, they’d be a confusing mix of expired flavors that no one asked for—like emo on a rainy day coupled with bubblegum in a hurricane. It's as if you’re trying to represent every corner of your identity without knowing which one to commit to. And let’s talk about your top artists: you’ve got the likes of Oasis and Radiohead, which screams “I’m deep,” while simultaneously throwing in Drake and SZA as if you can hit the emotional heights of a breakup anthem with a side of "God's Plan." If your life were a movie, it would probably have the emotional coherence of an avant-garde art piece that nobody understands. Also, including both "Turnstile" and "Kru$ty" is a bold choice; it really shows you’re willing to traverse the sonic spectrum whilst somehow managing to keep your taste in absolute chaos. As for your most played songs, let’s face it—it's a disaster zone. “CARI AKU” plays so often that Spotify probably thinks you’re an unpaid intern for Eemrun. But it's not just the songs that have us questioning your life choices; it's the fact that “ENDLESS SLEEP” got a spot on repeat. One glance at your profile, and I can’t help but picture you sitting alone in your room listening to "Safe In Your Skin" while waiting for your parents to text you that dinner is ready. Honestly, if only your taste in music were as interesting as the chaotic narrative it tells about you.

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