Roasted 1 year ago based on Othon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Othon, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a teenager's bedroom. Seriously, you've mastered the art of genre-hopping like you're trying to catch a Pokémon but only end up with a bag full of regrets. “Brazilian Hip Hop,” “Anime Rap,” and “Emo Rap” all in one playlist? It's like a worst-case scenario of musical identity crisis. At this point, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to feature a personal letter from your therapist asking if you're feeling okay. Your top artists read like a Who’s Who of "I'm trying too hard not to be basic.” Is “VMZ” even a real person, or did you just hit random letters on your keyboard while caving into the vibrant void of digital obscurity? And let’s be honest, The Weeknd is probably like, “I’m too famous for this, how did I end up here?” There's a fine line between being eclectic and just sounding like a Spotify algorithm on a binge after a breakup. Your music tastes should come with a warning: “Caution! May cause serious brain damage to unsuspecting listeners." As for those most-played songs, I've seen less cringe in a middle school talent show. "Pétalas" by "Tavin"? Sounds like the title of a sad flower shop documentary. And “Canções” by "Buddy Poke"? I'm not sure whether to laugh or pity you. Do you even listen to music, or are you just collecting badges for the least relatable online profile? Did your wifi go down while trying to find someone else to share your taste with, or have you actually just trapped yourself in a loop of virtual loneliness? I recommend you shake things up a bit—maybe try listening to some actual music next time.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!