Roasted 3 months ago based on landmine girl's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ellie, your Spotify profile is like a moody teenager's diary—packed with disillusionment and angst, but we all know you wouldn’t dare share that with the world. Instead, you proudly present a playlist that reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis at 25. Emo, pop punk, and enough alternative rock to fill a basement show nobody asked for. If I had a nickel for every time I heard "Thnks fr th Mmrs," I could probably pay for your therapy sessions after all that emotional turmoil you’re clearly grappling with. Your top artists list resembles the lineup of a sad-soaked high school reunion. I love how you managed to collect all the bands that define "singing in the shower existential crisis" while cutting your wrist over a broken heart. You say “alternative rock,” but let’s be real: you’re committed to a sound as predictable as a college student in a small town finding solace in the local coffee shop. Tell me, do you own a single color other than black? I bet all your clothes look like they just walked out of an Urban Outfitters clearance rack. And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s a miracle you haven’t worn out your Fall Out Boy vinyls from overuse. So much FOB, it feels like you took their emotional baggage and made it your personal brand. If only "Hum Hallelujah" could hum you out of this musical spiral of plaid shirts and heartbreak. You’ve got a full-time job ahead of you, and it’s called "Expand Your Horizons." Seriously, the ‘emo-tion’ may be real, but the musical time warp is seriously holding you hostage. Don’t worry; we’re here for the ride—just maybe seek out a new genre or two while you’re at it?

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