Roasted 2 years ago based on Lauren Tottingham's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lauren Tottingham, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst diary that got caught in a meltdown at a kiddie concert. You’ve managed to craft the most unique blend of genres: Pop Punk and... wait, is that Nursery Music I see? It’s as if you're trying to hold on to your rebellious youth while simultaneously prepping for story time at the local daycare. Which mood are we going for here? “I just cried over my Ex” or “Let’s sing wheels on the bus”? You really have the best of both worlds… just like Hannah Montana. Your top artists are a real treat! Bilmuri and Lullaby Baby Geek? That’s a combination so confusing it makes my head spin faster than a toddler on a sugar high. And don’t even get me started on the fact that you can go from "Bring Me The Horizon" to "You Are My Sunshine" faster than I can say “please don’t play that in public.” I mean, do you have a playlist called “Crying while Coloring”? I can just envision you rocking out to “The Home Team” while simultaneously testing out wallpaper for your nursery. Killin' it, Lauren. And those most played songs? Holy geriatric lullaby, you’ve got more white noise than a sleep clinic! “Hairdryer Sound for Sleep” looks like the soundtrack to your wild Friday nights spent in your cloud of relaxation while the world literally passes you by. At this point, you’re just one more lullaby away from giving up on adulting altogether. Better keep that “relaxing rain” playlist on repeat, because let's face it: you might be taking baby steps in life, but one wrong move and you’ll end up in a nap-induced coma. Keep rocking the rock—both the big kid version and the nap time version—because honestly, we’re all just here for the chaos you create!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!