Roasted 2 years ago based on ssb 💛☺️'s long term Spotify stats.

Selma, your Spotify profile is like a buffet filled with trendy appetizers that all somehow manage to taste the same. I see you’re a big fan of pop, K-Pop, and every conceivable variation of pop known to mankind. "Dance Pop?" Please. At this point, it feels like you just threw darts at a board of random genres and ended up with a playlist that looks like the cheerleader section of a high school talent show. What next? Are you going to add a section for "Pop songs that sound better in another language"? Oh wait, you already have a whole K-Pop subsection for that! Your top artists read like the most extravagant grocery list of “What’s Hot…In 2018.” From NCT 127 to Little Mix, your profile screams, “I have the taste of a confused teenager who’s never left the house without a selfie ring light.” I mean, seriously, are you collecting artists or just hoarding TikTok soundtracks? I can just picture you in a concert, swaying back and forth while frantically scrolling through your phone to find out what NCT 127 even stands for. Newsflash: it’s not a delivery service for your K-Pop addiction! And let’s dive into your most played tracks, shall we? "Kick It" by NCT 127? More like "Kick It Out of My Ears." Listening to your most played songs is like being trapped in a car during a two-hour road trip with someone who only has the radio set to the same station. The variety is impressive in a “congratulations, you’ve made it to the top of the charts… six months late” kind of way. Maybe it’s time to mix in a little creativity and step outside your K-Pop bubble. You’re drowning in a sea of catchy choruses while missing out on the rich, diverse world of music just waiting for you to give it a try. But hey, keep doing you—just don’t be surprised when your Spotify Wrapped looks like a year’s worth of “Let’s Stay Home and Dance Alone” vibes!

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