Roasted 2 years ago based on Pillock's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Pillock, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of genres that sound like they were plucked straight from a 13-year-old’s TikTok alt account. Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a sound design major who just discovered how to mix in GarageBand after too many energy drinks. Seriously, "POV: Indie"? Is that a genre or a cry for help? Your musical taste is so niche, even hipsters are rolling their eyes and saying, “Whoa, dude, chill!” And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. Toby Fox, again? It’s like you took one listen to “Undertale” and thought “yes, I will now devote my entire music personality to this man.” Your over-cooked admiration for him borders on a stalker’s playlist. It’s concerning, really. With all that Toby Fox on repeat, I'm half-expecting your room to be plastered with “Toby is my homeboy” posters while you write sensible yet awkward poetry about skeletons. Honestly, was there ever a time you listened to something other than "Wiggle" by Harry Mack just to remind yourself that the world doesn’t revolve around video game soundtracks? And let’s not overlook your most played songs, which include such classics as “Chandelier” by Will Paquin and “Death By Glamour.” Wow, Pillock, if your life is a soundtrack, I'm starting to think that you're the main character in a tragicomedy where no one laughs except for the NPCs. You’ve crafted a playlist that sounds less like a selection of your favorite tunes and more like a desperate plea for social interaction from someone who’s entire personality is ‘indie and oddly specific.’ Congratulations, my dude; you're officially the human version of a ‘chill meet-up’ that no one wants to attend.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!