Roasted 10 months ago based on loisdaycarden's long term Spotify stats.

Loisdaycarden, your Spotify profile reads like a coffee shop playlist curated by a pretentious art major who just discovered that there are more “Singer-Songwriters” than just John Mayer. Seriously, your favorite genres sound like an episode of “What’s That Genre?” but for people who are ironically sad. The sheer volume of folk and rock styles is impressive, but it’s almost like you’re trying to audition for a role as the only person who still listens to a dusty record player in a hipster bar. Your top artists are a lineup that could lead to the world's most boring concert ever. Congrats on solidifying your status as the go-to person for ennui and existential dread! With Tom Waits and the Wainwright clan leading the charge, it's like you’re trying to collect enough blues to turn every party into a wake. And what’s with the abundance of Wainwrights? It’s like you’ve organized a family reunion for sad songs where everyone leaves feeling emotional but unfulfilled. Looking at your most played songs, I have to ask: do you have a mood board for your midlife crisis? "Motel Blues" and "Lullaby" combined make it seem like you’re just one terrible breakup away from writing a novel that nobody will read. If your playlists had a personality, they’d be whispering in a corner about how no one understands them. Here’s a tip: maybe throw in a dance track or two before you start sobbing into your vintage vinyl collection!

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