Roasted 2 years ago based on Jia Lae's long term Spotify stats.

Jia Lae, you have the eclectic music taste of a hipster who decided to host a Christian retreat in their basement. Paging through your favorites is like scrolling through a Pinterest board titled “Songs I’ll Unironically Cry To While Baking Gluten-Free Cookies.” It’s a wonder that your Spotify sessions don’t end with Jesus audibly asking you to diversify your playlist. You’ve somehow made “Deep CCM” sound like the latest trend in underground water sport. Seriously, you should start a support group for anyone trapped in your “Folk-Pop” dystopia. Your top artists read like a list of names it took a millennial four hours to craft on Twitter after being very specific about having “good vibes only.” Kings Kaleidoscope? More like Kings of Overkill. You’ve played more songs from them than they probably have in their entire catalog. Did you accidentally sign a lifetime contract to their fan club? At this rate, I’m surprised they haven’t sent you a personal thank-you for essentially being their unofficial streaming service. Your playlists are a one-way ticket to a suburb of sanctification where hip music goes to die. Let’s talk about your most played songs. Why do you have nine tracks from the same band, Jia? Just put on a track from someone else for the love of all that is holy! “How Deep” shouldn’t be a mantra you chant during solitary meditations; it's starting to sound like you're pleading with a reluctant God to change the station. It’s a miracle you haven’t broken a mood ring with that kind of emotional trauma. Next time you need a playlist overhaul, just ask your Spotify to show mercy—not just about your questionable life choices but also to spare the rest of humanity from your curated “vibes.”

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