Roasted 8 months ago based on The Gay Pyroboi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s The Gay Pyroboi, the only guy who thinks a playlist is the same as a personal diary of teenage angst mixed with an unhealthy dose of existential dread and pyromania. Your favorite genres read like the world’s worst Tinder bio: "I like metal, but I promise I'm not a neckbeard." French rap? Please, the only thing more confusing than your music taste is trying to explain to your grandma why you're playing a song called "Freezing Moon" while wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt at a family BBQ. But let’s talk about that artist lineup. Stupeflip and Ultra Vomit? Buddy, are you curating a collection of soundtracks for an underground horror film or just trying to single-handedly revive the music for mid-2000s emo kids? You’ve got the taste of someone who wants to jam out at a mosh pit while simultaneously hosting a "how to be sad in French" workshop. It’s like you woke up one day and said, "I need my music to reflect my inner turmoil, with a side of croissants." And those most played songs? "Nervous Waltz" and "Die (and Rot)"? Wow, way to warmly embrace positivity in your life. At this point, I'm convinced you use metal and French house to drown out the sounds of your own shattered dreams. If Spotify had an award for “Most Likely to Start an Onion-Cutting Contest,” you’d win hands down—all while headbanging through tear-streaked mascara. Don’t worry, The Gay Pyroboi, embrace that untamed chaos; I hear it’s a very marketable brand of self-destruction!

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