Roasted 2 years ago based on macy :3's long term Spotify stats.

Macy, your Spotify profile reads like a half-hearted attempt to fill a hipster checklist for a “How to Look Artsy and Deep” pamphlet. With ten different variations of indie and a K-Pop obsession that’s more staged than a high school talent show, it’s hard to tell if you’re a young musical prodigy or just someone looking to fill the awkward silence that follows when people discover your real personality. Seriously, "Bubblegrunge"? Is that your genre or your dating life? You’ve played "boygenius" enough times to qualify for a graduate degree in whining about your existential crisis. Let’s be real—if the frequency of your listens was directly proportional to the level of intensity for your angst, you’d be opening for Phoebe Bridgers right now. I guess when you’re knee-deep in self-reflection and riding the waves of millennial-confessional lyrics, you forget that the rest of us don’t need a five-minute TED talk about your latest heartbreak every time we hang out. And can we talk about your obsession with mxmtoon and Clairo? There’s an unspoken rule that if you’re over 25 and still listening to “Bedroom Pop,” your bedroom better be just as immaculate as that Spotify playlist you’ve curated. Spoiler alert: it’s probably just a shrine to your crushes and half-eaten snacks. Time to take a break, Macy. Your future self is begging you to stop playing “Bags” on repeat and start picking up some actual hobbies that don’t involve lamenting your love life through song!

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