Roasted 2 years ago based on Reuel's long term Spotify stats.

Reuel, your Spotify profile is the sonic dumpster fire we never knew we needed. First off, what is this genre buffet? "POV: Indie"? Is that your way of saying you can't commit to a single genre, or are you just attempting to romanticize your indecisiveness? I half expect you to include "emotional support playlists" on here once you realize no one wants to listen to the sounds of your existential crisis set to "Sad Lo-Fi" and "Bedroom Pop." If Spotify had a support group, you'd be the poster child, and ironically, everyone's going to be there on the same page as you: "Hi, I'm Reuel, and I can't pick a favorite song because I’m still processing my high school crush." And let’s talk about your top artists. Bruno Mars and Tyler, The Creator share space with "SadBoyProlific"? What a combo! It’s like picking a meal at a restaurant and ending up with a full-course serving of mac n’ cheese and a side of depression. You're living proof that emotional whiplash isn't just a song style - it's a lifestyle! I can picture you jamming to "You Shook Me All Night Long" in one breath and then curling up in a ball listening to Joji in the next, wondering where it all went wrong. Spoiler alert: it was definitely the "Niagara Falls" feature. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate your "Most Played Songs." I mean, "Bad Piggies Theme?" Seriously? Is that your way of telling us you still haven't found the courage to leave the nostalgia of video game soundtracks? Or is that the anthem for those late-night snacks at 2 AM when you're deep into your feelings and questioning every life choice you've ever made? And who needs a therapist when you've got "Me and My Broken Heart" on repeat, right? You could use a little less emotional chaos and a bit more self-awareness. Maybe update your playlist to a self-help category? Just a thought!

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