Roasted 24 days ago based on Filip's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Filip, there’s so much metal in your Spotify profile that I half expect to find a minor deity right there in your playlists! Talk about a one-trick pony – if the horse was a tragic, moody teenager trying to channel their inner angst through every conceivable subgenre of metal known to mankind. If there’s a ranking for heavy riffs that sound like a dental drill at a horror convention, congratulations, you’re at the top! With genres like "Thrash Metal" and "Nu Metal," it seems like your body’s been infused with more chains and leather than an S&M convention. Your top artists read like a 'how to scare away new friends' handbook! Seriously, I’d love to know who you think will still hang out with you after you insist on spinning “Tornado of Souls” for the fiftieth time. Great choice on “Linkin Park,” though; they must feel honored to be included in a playlist that could double as the soundtrack for a midlife metal crisis. And hey, when your playlists make “Guns N’ Roses” sound like a ballad sung by kittens, you know you’ve reached peak irony! But let’s get to your most played songs: a safe haven of obscure Polish rock bands that sound like they were performing in a high school talent show! You know that “Dla Alicji” isn’t a metal anthem, right? If you keep going down this path, your Spotify Wrapped will look less like “top rock masterpieces” and more like “deeply questionable life choices.” Keep churning out those playlists, champ; just remember that there’s a whole world of music out there that doesn’t involve screaming and angst. Just a thought!
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