Roasted 3 months ago based on dv01's long term Spotify stats.

Hey dv01, I can’t tell if your music taste is a cry for help or if you’re just trying to put the “fun” in “dysfunctional.” I mean, it’s like you designed a sonic experience for a mid-2000s emo band’s basement party that never ended. With genres like "Witch House" and "Rap Metal" on repeat, you’re clearly the type to bring a Ouija board to a rave, mixing sage-burning with dropping the bass. What’s next, a tribute album to electric sheep? Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack for a coming-of-age film about a misunderstood goth who just discovered yoga. Let’s be real, with Nine Inch Nails and Coldplay in the same breath, it’s painfully obvious that you can't commit to an emotional crisis. It’s like you want to scream while lying on a bed of roses—good luck finding a therapist who understands that mess! Plus, mixing Grimes with Jack Johnson is like pairing a wild night out with a toddler’s nap time. And let’s not even start on your "most played" tracks. "Carbonated Water"? Really? The only thing fizzing from that is the sound of some studio intern’s last shred of sanity. With titles like “Sympathy is a knife” and "Psycho," your Spotify wraps up like a tragic novel but ends with “Hate or Glory”—a fitting euphemism for your musical identity crisis. At this point, your profile screams for a musical intervention. Please, for the sake of all that is sacred in music, let’s help you find some therapy sessions that don’t include half the genres on your list!

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