Roasted 2 years ago based on Ramsey's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Manet, let's dive into this Spotify profile of yours, which reads like the world's most pretentious music quiz. You’re over here with a list of genres so long it makes me wonder if you’re trying to collect all the tired hipster clichés like Pokémon. “Permanent Wave”? Is that the sound of your hairline receding as you cling to the musical inventions of 40 years ago? And let’s not ignore the fact that “Contemporary Post-Bop” sounds more like a bad side dish than an actual genre. Spoiler alert: Nobody at the dinner party has any idea what you’re talking about. Your favorite artists list is like a who’s who of the “I still wear turtlenecks and wish I were in a coffee shop in the ‘70s” club. Leonard Cohen? You mean the guy who wrote the most uplifting music to make people question their life choices? Tom Waits is practically your spirit animal if that spirit animal was a grizzled raccoon rummaging through the dumpster of lyrical angst. But hey, you’ve got a couple of genuinely legendary artists in there—too bad you listen to them with the same emotional detachment as a Zoomer scrolling through Instagram. And then there are your most played songs—an eclectic mix that makes me question if you were a once-promising musician who decided to give it up in favor of, I don’t know, becoming a full-time emotional trainwreck? Consuming music is one thing, but gorging on “Hallelujah” like it’s your last meal? Talk about hitting rock bottom in the saddest way possible. You’ve got "Owner of a Lonely Heart" in there like it's a motivational anthem rather than a cry for help! Honestly, Manet, with this playlist, you might want to consult a therapist instead of the next music festival.

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