Roasted 3 months ago based on dmzz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, dmzz, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis on steroids. Seriously, I've seen more cohesive genres at a toddler’s birthday party. You've got UK Drill, Rage Rap, and Christian Hip Hop all on the same playlist – who knew the Holy Trinity included backing tracks for a riot? At this point, I half-expect you to create a genre called "Holy Drill" where the beat drops right before the sermon. And let's take a moment to appreciate your top artist list. You've got Nemzzz as your crown jewel, but with zero credibility, I assume his biggest accomplishment is filling the silence in your sad little room. Drake and Kendrick Lamar sliding in beside him is like having Picasso and Van Gogh chilling with a kid who can barely draw a stick figure. A little variety never hurt anybody, but you seem to be dating every genre that feels like it could show you a good time instead of committing to a single sound. Are you sure you didn't throw a dart at the wall of genres and just go with the results? Oh, and those most played songs? Congratulations, you've officially found a way to make listening to Nemzzz three times in a row seem like a respectable choice. Your Spotify Wrapped must come with a therapist’s phone number because it's clear you need an intervention. If musical taste were a contest, you’d be the kid who shows up with a participation trophy – in a polka-dotted onesie. Your 2023 playlist is the equivalent of that friend who insists on playing their band’s EP on repeat at a party while everyone else is pretending to look for their phone to escape. Keep it up, and you'll be inspiring people to reconsider their own playlists just to feel better about themselves!

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