Roasted 2 years ago based on I, luqman's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, I, luqman - the Spotify profile equivalent of a patchy internet connection: sometimes it actually works, but most of the time, you're just buffering in confusion. With a favorite genre list that reads like a Nigerian high school cafeteria menu, it's no wonder you're serving up more mixed vibes than a DJ at a wedding. Seriously, with all that Afrobeats and Afropop sprinkled in, it looks like your taste took a detour straight through Lagos on its way to Spotify's Hall of Fame. Your top artists? Wow, I guess you're trying to compose the soundtrack to a 21st-century midlife crisis, with Burna Boy on speed dial for when it's time to feel deep, and PARTYNEXTDOOR stashed away for when you just want to cry in a corner. And don't even get me started on those most played songs! I’m convinced your playlist just time-traveled from 2014 hiding in a closet somewhere while TikTok hijacked everything cool. "Show Me" by Kid Ink? Please. The only thing this song is showing us is that you're stuck in a perpetual loop of 'just okay.' And let's talk about your ‘Slap House’ obsession. More like Slap Myself for even trying to understand what your music choices say about you. You’ve crafted a playlist that feels less like a masterpiece and more like a mixtape thrown together by someone who couldn't decide what vibe they wanted, resulting in an accidental mastery of musical chaos. So buckle up, luqman, your Spotify profile looks like a digital identity crisis - and I have to say, it's about as cohesive as a toddler's crayon drawing.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!