Roasted 2 years ago based on Yoyo's long term Spotify stats.

So, we’ve got Yoyo here: the musical equivalent of a kid trying to juggle steak knives while riding a unicycle. Your taste in music is a wild salad mix of rap, rock, and maybe just a *splash* of indecision. “Conscious Hip Hop” among all that chaos? It’s like putting a sprig of parsley on a ten-pound cheeseburger. Also, "Pluggnb"? Is that a genre or just the sound you make when your phone charger refuses to connect? Looking at your top artists, congratulations! You've managed to assemble a line-up that screams, “I’ve got my Spotify wrapped ready, but I’m still figuring out how adulthood works.” Yeat and MF DOOM in the same breath? Talk about a personality clash. One minute you’re contemplating deep existential thoughts with Kendrick, and the next, you’re bouncing around to Yeat like you just survived an existential crisis with an energy drink. How do you have the true range of a TikTok teen and a hipster college student trapped in one confused avatar? And your most played songs? Wow, that looks like you threw a dart at your playlist and hoped for the best. “Out thë way"? Seriously? You must be trying to push the world away as you listen to it on full blast, hoping someone—anyone—will understand that “Yeat” is the sound of your chaotic inner self. You really need to reconsider if that’s an indicator of your identity or just a cry for help. At this rate, the only thing getting plugg'd is your questionable musical choices.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists