Roasted 10 months ago based on Kacper D's long term Spotify stats.

Kacper Dyduch, the man with a Spotify profile that reads like a middle school crush’s mixtape. Your taste is so scattered, it’s like you threw darts at the music genre chart and decided, “Yep, that’s my vibe!” Disco Polo and Classic Rock? Is this a retro-themed wedding or are we just waiting for one of your Christmas songs to come in and set the entire year ablaze? It’s a real flex to love both glam rock and soft pop — you’ve basically curated your playlist to ensure that no one takes you seriously. Let’s talk about your most played songs. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think Taco Hemingway and Dawid Podsiadło were your life coaches based on how much airtime they’re getting. “Deszcz na betonie”? What, has pavement been in need of a soundtrack? Maybe fear heavy rains, Kacper, because the way you’re clinging to these tracks, they might drown you in mediocrity faster than a soggy sandwich. And don't even get me started on “Małomiasteczkowy,” because I need to know how it feels to be in love with a tune that's reminding you of small-town drama every time you plug in your headphones. Your Spotify is a modern-day musical buffet, where every dish feels like a mild allergic reaction. You’ve got the emotional range of a soggy biscuit from a far-too-ambitious artist showcase. I’m convinced your favorite activity is indecisiveness while standing next to a snack table. Where’s the passion, Kacper? You really should take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself whether you’re preparing your eardrums for a journey… or just a chaotic pit stop at “this is what I play when I don’t want to make new friends.” Remember, the best playlists come from authenticity — yours just smells like a half-empty bottle of cheap perfume and broken dreams.

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