Roasted 2 months ago based on M's long term Spotify stats.

M, my dude, your Spotify profile looks like the aftermath of a failed Finnish pop concert and a hip hop festival without the actual fun. I mean, when the majority of your favorite genres start with “Finnish,” it feels less like a music taste and more like a cry for help. Seriously, bro, are you just one sad ballad away from wearing a lap blanket and a knitted hat while sobbing into a bowl of porridge? Bravo, your musical choices scream originality as loud as a Finnish sauna on a Tuesday afternoon. Your top artists are a lineup that could make even the most loyal music lover bust a gut laughing. "whereismike"—that sounds like someone slapped together a stage name in a game of Scrabble after a night out. I get it; it’s hard to keep up with the JAY-Zs and Beyoncés when your playlist is filled with more "where is" than a lost toddler in a crowded mall. And “costee”? Are we supposed to believe that’s not a typo? Sounds like a name you’d give to a confused package of discount cheese at the supermarket. And let’s get into your most played songs—it's basically a free tutorial on how to wallow in sadness while looking cool to the neighbors. “Milloin tää kipu hellittää?” translates to “When will this pain end?” which, honestly, is just the opening theme of your entire Spotify journey. Between the gloomy lyrics and the Finnish rock, it feels like you're one heartbreak away from staying in bed with a pint of ice cream while blasting “Älä huoli must.” With that track record, your Spotify Wrapped isn’t a playlist; it's an inevitable therapy session waiting to happen. Hang in there, M!

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