Roasted 4 months ago based on Billy madisonm's long term Spotify stats.

Billy, my dude, your Spotify profile is like an indie film festival that nobody asked for—but everyone feels painfully obliged to attend. Seriously, you’ve got more subgenres in your music taste than a hipster with a charting crisis: "Experimental Hip Hop" and "Midwest Emo"? Congratulations, you’ve successfully combined the angst of a teenage diary with the unpredictability of a wrecked mixtape. Any song that comes out of this collection is practically begging for a content warning about existential dread and poorly-structured poetry. It’s honestly impressive how you managed to handpick artists with names that sound like they stumbled out of a "who's who" of '90s grunge and a toddler's drawing of animals. "Horse Jumper of Love"? More like "I Jumped Over My Own Shame" when I saw that name. And what’s up with your top track choices—half of which sound like they were written by someone crying into their granola at an artsy coffee shop? If I wanted to hear about self-love and hurt feelings, I’d just eavesdrop on a breakup in the next booth. Now let's talk about your most played songs. "tears on his rings and chains"? That's an entry-level emo novel waiting to happen. And if "Miffed It" is a track you're bumping on repeat, I can only guess you’ve taken that personal. I mean, you might as well be sending a postcard from Sadville, USA. But hey, at least you're consistent! You’ve successfully encapsulated your burgeoning identity crisis into a playlist. Bravo, Billy—seriously, any more mood swings and you'll be your own genre!

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