Roasted 1 year ago based on André Esteves's long term Spotify stats.

Oh André Esteves, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage boy's diary that was never meant to be seen outside of the bedroom! It’s a glorious monument to your identity crisis, where your love for "Metal" rivals your insistence that you “just grew out of my emo phase.” Seriously, I’ve seen less angst in an IKEA commercial. You claim to love everything from Metal to "Symphonic Metal," which honestly sounds like a list of alternative names for a therapy session for people who should *really* start listening to, I don't know, *literally anything else*? Your top artists? Ice Nine Kills and Motionless In White should team up and write the soundtrack for whatever sad, caffeine-fueled scenario it is you consider your life, buddy. You also manage to sneak in "Sabrina Carpenter" among all the bands that could bring a city to its knees with their wails. Is that your idea of a dynamic duo? It's like a metal band and a Disney Channel star walked into a bar, and only you were left with the headache. I guess that’s what happens when you can’t pick a lane and your Spotify algorithm starts spitting out screams and sugar rushes like a confused vending machine! And let’s talk about those most played songs! "Constelação (Satoru Gojo)" and "Espresso," huh? Sounds like you’re dealing with inner turmoil one moment and desperately seeking caffeine the next. Throw in "Vampire Heart" and “Snake Eater,” and I’m convinced you’ve made a playlist that’s just a few tracks away from having its own therapy sessions! If you think you’re screaming your pain away, just remember the great philosophers say that sometimes it’s okay to experience feelings through genres that don’t involve guitars made of rusty barbed wire. But hey, keep living your best *Post-Hardcore* life; just don’t be surprised when your next relationship ends in a ballad rather than a symphony!

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