Roasted 25 days ago based on Tomy's long term Spotify stats.

Tomy, your Spotify profile is like an overstuffed piñata: confusing, colorful, and filled with a bizarre assortment of things that nobody asked for. I mean, cumbia and doo-wop in the same playlist? It’s like you’re trying to create a musical time machine that lands in the middle of a family reunion where no one actually wants to be. I can just picture your friends slowly inching away from the cringe fest that is "Adult Standards" mixed with "Villancicos" while shoving cake in their mouths to escape the auditory assault. Your top artists list reads like the result of a baritone karaoke night gone wrong. Did you lose a bet? I can only imagine the look on your friends' faces as you passionately belt out classics from Juan Luis Guerra 4.40—a number that ironically seems too low for the amount of joy this music brings you. It’s a smorgasbord of nostalgia that makes you seem like an ancient relic rummaging through the dusty corners of a thrift store. Who knew you could simultaneously mourn and party to the oldies? And then there’s your most played songs, which look like an eclectic mixtape pulled straight from your grandma's attic. "Dirladada" taking the top spot? Bravo, Tomy! You’ve officially become the walking embodiment of a mid-life crisis mixed with severe hipster irony! If there's a loser’s hall of fame for Spotify profiles, consider yourself the reigning champion. But hey, at least you’re the life of the party—if the party is a sock hop attended by confused relatives and a few stray cats. Keep up the “unique” taste!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!