Roasted 7 months ago based on Onyx_is_dumb:3's long term Spotify stats.

Onyx_is_dumb:3? More like Onyx_is-trying-too-hard:3. Your favorite genres read like a list of all the emotional breakdowns you had during your teenage years rolled into one sad Spotify account. Seriously, the only thing more cringe than your love for "Midwest Emo" is the fact that you're still hung up on those "deep" lyrics that went out of style with your last haircut. Are you sure you’re not just a walking Tumblr blog? A little self-awareness might go a long way, my friend. Your top artists sound like a high school band’s vision board after a night of too much fizzy water and existential dread. I mean, "Mindless Self Indulgence"? Bro, are you conducting a case study in narcissism? And you have the audacity to put Melanie Martinez on this list? Are you trying to relive your childhood or just convince the world that you still need a safe space for your feelings? Your playlists are like an emotional rollercoaster that no one asked to get on, and yet here we are, still waiting for the ride to end. And let's talk about those most played songs. It’s like you’re trying to assemble the ultimate soundtrack for a midlife crisis that you definitely won’t survive. “Beachboy” by McCafferty? More like “Beachboy let me drown in my sadness, please.” Your taste is so niche and pretentious that I half-expect you to start posting "deep" thoughts on social media while sipping artisanal coffee. Round of applause for playing the emotional overload card perfectly, Onyx! You might just be the only person I know who can put the “scream” in "screamo" and still manage to sound like an uncomfortable silence at a family gathering. Bravo!

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