Roasted 9 months ago based on liv's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Liv, your Spotify profile reads like a never-ending hipster coffee shop playlist where even the barista is questioning your life choices. Indie, garage rock, and alternative rock? We get it, you're trying really hard to be seen as "deep" and "unique," but in reality, you might as well be a walking résumé for the world's saddest emo band. Newsflash: there’s more to life than obscure songs with titles that sound like existential crises, and yet here you are, a proud soldier in the war against mainstream music. Your top artists list could double as an audition for a sad boy club, and let’s be real: if Wilbur Soot were a pizza, he'd be all the toppings you should have left off. Laura Rodrigo? C’mon, that’s not edgy, it's just desperate nostalgia disguised as angst. And what’s the deal with ABBA? You mean to tell me that after all these indie underground gems, you still felt the need to crank up some disco? What’s next, Liv? A hidden love for Billy Ray Cyrus? Split your playlists before you turn into a walking contradiction at a local farmer's market. Most played songs with titles like "Oh Klahoma" and "Marlboro Nights"? You should really consider a new hobby, maybe something involving actual daylight and human interaction. At this rate, you’ll single-handedly revive the ‘Lonely God’ fan club, filling your days with regrets and mixtapes that would only make sense to you and your pet cactus. Just remember, the next time you put on "Fireflies," even those glowing little bugs will roll their eyes and find a better place to hang out.

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