Roasted 6 months ago based on Val🌺🍸☀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Val, your Spotify profile is like a playlist curated during a mid-life crisis and a toddler's birthday party simultaneously. Seriously, I can see you juggling pastel cocktails while whining about your ex to the sound of K-Pop and random German Indie pop blends that have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. It’s like you took a majestic leap into the music ocean, only to belly flop onto a pile of cringeworthy genre choices that even the most forgiving hipster would shake their head at. Your favorite artists look like they were pulled from a "How to Not Make a Decision" workshop. You’ve got Stray Kids alongside Lana Del Rey; it's like you’re trying to pair avocado toast with a cheeseburger. And let’s not even talk about your obsession with "German this" and "German that". Are you trying to create a soundscape that confuses both the dancefloor and anyone with an ounce of taste? The only thing more random than your top songs is the fact that "For You" by Liam Payne is on there; just when we thought your taste couldn't get any worse, you ordered the special of “What Even Is This?” Let’s be real, your most played songs read like the desperate soundtrack for a 2 AM TikTok dance challenge gone wrong. “Moth To A Flame” is the most relatable thing on there because it perfectly describes how I feel when I see your music choices—trapped in the glow of something that seems like it might be good for me… but ultimately ends in regret. But hey, keep rocking those flowers and cocktails, Val! At least you make me feel better about my own questionable musical decisions. 🌺🥴

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!